It was hard to pick a winner as they were all funny. The one that made me laugh the most though was this one from Dave
"Yes Colonel, it's a door bell for Steve. He was getting fed up with all those young ladies just walking into his hay loft without even knocking!"
So a trophy to the winner and enjoy you?re night out with Dora, Dave!

What can I say... I'm speechless!!

I accept my prize, a night out with Dora, tonight, Christmas Eve. A fantastic start to the festive season.

and the best stocking filler I could wish for.
Well done the runners-up. To all Follyforumers, have a wonderful Christmastime, and don't forget, it's turkey stew at the weekend!

dave