I have the afternoon off, friend staying over tonight (Chinese takeaway and wine
)
so I should be catching up with housework while I have the spare time but, sod it, this is more fun...
***Chapter Four***
***Villains and Heroes***
Being first on the scene to help put out the fire and first to bring back one of the two frightened ponies (Tilly thoughtfully made the task remarkably easy by stopping nearby, at Robinson’s Brook, to idly graze and seemingly take in the breathtaking views of Yorkshire) Ron was hailed a hero and loved every moment of it. He had needed expend no more energy other than ambling up to the sweet-natured little horse, who, in turn, trotted happily up to greet him, but the three Cragge children, faces pressed to the quaint round farmhouse windows, anxiously awaiting the homecoming of the ponies that they’d last seen seeing tearing away in terror, ran out to the grinning stable-hand and made as much fuss of Ron Stryker as they did of Tilly.
Mr and Mrs Cragge, embarrassed that their uintentional trespassing had caused the chaos, and relieved that the pony was safe, clapped him on the back and praised him to the skies. And Ron, thoroughly enjoying himself, did nothing whatsoever to play down his heroic status nor remind anyone that if he hadn’t been fast asleep, or had fixed the lock to the paddock, or had arrived for work on time, the chaos might never have happened. But happen it did and, as always, when trouble befell Follyfoot Farm, and Follyfoot being in the business of caring for cruelly-treated horses in an often cruel world, trouble being no rare event, the Follyfooters slotted into their roles.
Steve and Dora raced Copper and Billy through farms and fields, down country lanes and crooked paths, leaping over hedges and ditches, kicking back soil and stones, galloping as though chased by the very hounds of hell, to reach highly-strung Tammy in time, before her frantic running led her on to the motorway. They had since breathlessly telephoned, from the red telephone kiosk on the corner of Out Lane and Grange Road, to impart the glad tidings that she was none the worse for her ordeal, and they were making their way back to Follyfoot at a more leisurely pace.
Colonel Geoffrey Maddocks thanked whatever gods there might be as things fell into place albeit in a haphazard kind of way. For yet another person increased their tally of visitors. Tuesday being one of Bertha Smith’s two cleaning days, Bertha had arrived in the midst of all the confusion and added to it.
Mrs Smith offered to run a bath for the soaking wet Marty, as, in trying to stamp out the fire, Mr Cragge accidentally set his clothes alight, the blaze fortunately quickly extinguished by buckets of water being thrown over him (which explained the phenomenon a baffled Geoffrey had witnessed). But perhaps she changed her mind at the last minute and decided his wife deserved a bath instead, for she poured Dora’s exquisitely-perfumed and hugely expensive bath oils, a gift from her parents, into the water. Asked by Colonel Maddocks if she would kindly gather some dry garments to leave outside the bathroom, Bertha must have imagined Marty to be a peculiar one-size-fits-all shape and to have equally peculiar taste in clothes. Marty later emerged, smelling gloriously of various fruits and flowers, and it was all that Debbie Cragge could do to stop herself from rolling on the floor in hysterical laughter.
Teemed with a smart green tunic, which once formed a part of Colonel Maddocks’ dashing uniform, but now hung unflatteringly over the borrower’s scrawny chest, her husband wore a pair of Slugger’s old trousers that barely reached his ankles and were only kept up on his skinny waist by a black tie (used by Slugger for funerals, the deaths of ex-Army buddies becoming all too common as time flew by) being fastened round it. Gaudily-patterned socks, long abandoned by Ron as being too garish even for him, and a pair of Steve’s old, scuffed boots, with string in place of laces,
almost completed his outfit. The boots were slightly too large and Marty hobbled towards his wife, inwardly swearing he would never, ever,
ever again wander anywhere without stopping to read the signposts. Blushingly furiously at his new look, he removed the
pièce de résistance to his fashion statement, Dora’s wide-brimmed wedding guest hat. Bertha had insisted he wore it to keep the sun off his head and, like most folk, Marty, as he told Debbie, found Bertha
too nice to refuse.
Bertha Smith, a petite lady of around eighty, with ghostly blue eyes, wild grey hair and face wrinkled as a withered winter’s apple, had cleaned at the manor house for decades. Or, at least, Bertha came to clean, but nowadays nobody let her, partly because of her grand age, partly because she always forgot what she was doing and left a trail of abandoned dusters, half-polished floors, and mirrors, windows, even priceless artwork, smeared with cleaning fluid. But I digress. Bertha, one of the many lost and lonely souls that have found their way to Follyfoot over the years, woven into its tableau by the spell it weaves and drawn to that symbol of hope, the Lightning Tree, has her place too in our story and I shall tell more of her history later.
Mugs of tea were made for Bertha and Mr and Mrs Cragge, creamy milk, delivered fresh from Whistledown Dairy early that morning, was poured for the children, and a tin of biscuits produced for all. (Slugger did suggest his home-baked shortbread would go down a treat, but the colonel whispered back there wasn’t enough in the pantry and he’d hate to disappoint Dora, Steve and Ron, and didn’t tell him the truth: he thought the kiddies traumatized enough.)
Slugger Jones, without quite knowing how it happened, found he, and he alone, not
together with Ron, as per Colonel Maddocks’ instructions, had several mundane but essential jobs to complete.
“Can’t ‘elp bein’ popular, Slugs,” the denim-clad youth teased, when the ex-boxer pointed this out. Ron, accompanied by little Amy, Julie and Paul Cragge, had paused to lean on the stable door and lazily watch Slugger at work (although two-year-old Paul, being too tiny to reach, had to stare through a hole in the wood). “Bane of me life, it is. Always ‘as been, always will be. Cross I ‘ave to bear. But do you ‘ear
me complain? Nah, wouldn’t dream of it!”
He tutted and smirked, aware his friend was seething, but confident he wouldn’t dare start a heated argument or utter even one of his huge stock of colourful swear words while kids were present. For, after their milk and biscuits, the youngest Cragges, all tears forgotten, had taken to following Ron everywhere. They were enchanted by someone who gave them donkey rides, who shared the same sense of devilment and told wonderful stories (Ron’s account of how he found Tilly was a thousand times more dangerous and dramatic than the actual event). Flattered by the hero-worship, he told them another tall tale, of how he flew off to the States, saved bucking broncos, lassoed bandits, won a championship baseball game, met the president, and flew back, all in the same day. Uncertain whether to believe him or not, and preferring the latter option, the little ones’ eyes widened in awe.
Ron got on extremely well with children because he had never learnt not to be one. Two or three years older than both Steve and Dora, he sometimes behaved as though he were much younger, so much so, that it would be on the tip of the colonel’s tongue to tell him to go and play outside.
But all good things must come to an end and Ron Stryker’s fledgling fan club folded its wings to be no more when Colonel Maddocks got out the LandRover to drive the Cragge family and Bertha back to Tockwith…