I left school with a C, an A and two E's. If I'd been quicker I could have got all the letters off the canteen door.
If you look at the last 4 letters of brain it confirms that it's made up of 80% water.
I'm a referees assistant. It's not my main job, more of a sideline.
I've just been reading a book called "How to deal with nosey neighbours" through next doors window using my binoculars.
I ran alongside the train this morning, tearfully waving as it left the platform, just so everyone thought I actually have a girlfriend.
My mate called me on my mobile today and asked "What's the 2nd largest state in America?"
"Texas" I replied.
30 seconds later I got a message saying "What's the 2nd largest state in America?"
I'm not saying my credit rating's bad but the bank wouldn't even lend me a pen to fill in the loan application.