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machonepointone · « **Reply #375 on:** January 23, 2020, 03:45:35 PM »

A blind man walked into a department store and started swinging his guide dog around his head. An assistant rushed up and said, "Can I help you sir?" The blind man replied, "No thanks. I'm just looking around."

Loopy · « **Reply #376 on:** January 24, 2020, 11:18:29 PM »

Jane · « **Reply #377 on:** January 26, 2020, 06:03:44 PM »

Loopy · « **Reply #378 on:** April 28, 2020, 06:23:48 PM »

Does anyone have an Owner's Manual for a husband................ as mine's making a terrible whining sound? (especially during lockdown! )

Lord Charles · « **Reply #379 on:** April 29, 2020, 08:51:33 PM »

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Does anyone have an Owner's Manual for a husband

Here you are, Loopy!

https://www.waterstones.com/book/how-it-works-the-husband/jason-hazeley/joel-morris/9780718183561?awaid=3787&utm_source=redbrain&utm_medium=shopping&utm_campaign=css&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIo7L94bOO6QIVAVXTCh0LlwfKEAQYAiABEgLa6PD_BwE&awc=3787_1588189726_fe0092d25da34710ca89b35fe4ad8f29

Loopy · « **Reply #380 on:** April 29, 2020, 11:44:08 PM »

Quote from: Lord Charles on April 29, 2020, 08:51:33 PM

Here you are, Loopy!

Wow! Just what I need! Thanks LC.

Tony · « **Reply #381 on:** May 16, 2020, 08:32:18 PM »

I was walking through Tesco car park today and saw a £20 note on the floor. I thought I must do the right thing here and asked myself what would Jesus do, so I turned it into wine.

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