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Re: Caption Comp
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2011, 09:26:54 AM »
Dora: 'You have to count twenty paces, then turn around and fire!''

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Re: Caption Comp
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2011, 02:14:06 PM »
"Dash it all Dora, did your friend Slugger cook these? They are ghastly!"

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Re: Caption Comp
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2011, 12:38:23 PM »
"I say, I don't suppose I could have another cup only this one seems to have salt in it!"


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Re: Caption Comp
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2011, 01:29:50 PM »
"I say, I don't suppose I could have another cup only this one seems to have salt in it!"

Thats a good one!   >41<

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Re: Caption Comp
« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2011, 09:28:43 PM »
I say Dora, you really must give me the recipe for these "belladonna" biscuits - they're just to die for..............

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Re: Caption Comp
« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2011, 10:38:14 PM »
"I say there... can somebody remove this handcuff on my right wrist?"


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Re: Caption Comp
« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2011, 11:30:03 PM »
dashed awkward to scratch one's nose when one doesn't have a free hand what?
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Re: Caption Comp
« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2011, 01:13:53 PM »
"I say old bean... how much d'you think this would fetch on the Antiques Roadshow?"


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Re: Caption Comp
« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2011, 04:07:09 PM »
"I must be dreaming... I thought I just saw the most beautiful girl in the World walk past"

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Re: Caption Comp
« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2011, 07:53:55 PM »
 :)

Person pouring the tea;    ''Sir, would you like me to ask Dora if she would like to stir your tea for you?''

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Re: Caption Comp
« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2011, 12:05:34 AM »
"I say ole thing... don't mind if I dunk my biscuit do you?"


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Re: Caption Comp
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2011, 12:48:22 PM »
Dora: ''Has Chippendale Steve finished pouring the tea yet?''

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Re: Caption Comp
« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2011, 12:40:25 AM »
Dora: ''Has Chippendale Steve finished pouring the tea yet?''
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"It's not me Dora. Honestly.
 It's this salmon.  It must have been left out of the fridge."

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Re: Caption Comp
« Reply #28 on: October 17, 2011, 12:41:46 AM »
"These plates are ridiculously small".

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Re: Caption Comp
« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2011, 12:44:14 AM »
"Yes Dora, since we won Opportunity Knocks, 'PETERS & LEE' has become terribly,terribly posh."