Ron: S***!Steve: Well, they have to do it somewhere.
Ron: "That's the last time I nip into the horse-box for a quick smoke!"
"Sorry Ron mate. Did I forget to tell you? Every Thursday,Phyllis Wetherby uses this truck for her Kick-Boxing lessons."
Steve: "I've asked Dora to marry me"
Ron:- Oh flaming 'eck- i think i've damaged me plectrum!
Great captions folks....very witty. They given me a good giggle.