"They are chocolate coins" said Steve, rubbing his arm, "And there's a chocolate Santa too."
"I'm starving" answered Ron, biting into the Santa. "Ouch" he groaned, "They're not chocolate, they're tin" he exclaimed, "you numbskull
Steve." "No, this is the numbskull Ron" replied Steve, pointing to the skeleton.
"Blimey" said Ron, "It's got a coin in it's teeth now, 'ope it's got a good set of gnashers."
"I think so" said Steve, "It looks like it's had it's fair share of calcium." "How can you tell?" asked Ron.
"Well, it's bones seem perfect" remarked Steve, "It seems in pretty good condition."
"Considering bones are all what's left of it and it's dead, yeah, it's in immaculate condition" declared Ron "It makes Slugger look healthy." "And it don't keep it's teeth in a mug by the bed at night either" said Phyllis, coming round.
"How did you know that?" asked Steve.