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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1005 on: January 28, 2018, 08:19:25 PM »
EMBARRASSED BY EXCESS BODY HAIR? SPREAD SLUGGER'S STEW ON IT AND BE AMAZED AT THE RESULTS
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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1006 on: January 28, 2018, 10:33:12 PM »
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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1007 on: January 28, 2018, 10:34:33 PM »
RESULTS OF FOLLYFOOT'S CROSS COUNTRY RACE FIDDLED CLAIMS WENDY BENDIGER


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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1008 on: February 16, 2018, 10:32:23 PM »
Bendiger  eats sluggers food, then threatens to sue his stew.
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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1009 on: February 18, 2018, 01:27:18 AM »
STEW CAUSES DRAINS TO BLOCK


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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1010 on: February 22, 2018, 08:01:35 PM »
Block on Colonels puffing on his pipe proves to be just a smoke stream
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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1011 on: February 22, 2018, 10:08:02 PM »
STREAM FULL OF DYING FISH, CLAIMS POACHER
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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1012 on: February 26, 2018, 06:59:30 PM »
POACHER, CLEM BARRETT, JAILED FOR 6 MONTHS


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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1013 on: February 26, 2018, 09:27:08 PM »
MONTHS GO BY AND NO END TO MINERS' STRIKE
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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1014 on: February 27, 2018, 09:07:07 PM »
'Strike' isn't my nickname says Stryker as he kicks open the gate again.
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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1015 on: February 27, 2018, 10:07:32 PM »
AGAIN, COLONEL MADDOCKS USES MONEY TO BAIL OUT NIECE


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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1016 on: February 28, 2018, 09:14:33 PM »
" 'Niece' to see you and all that" says Lord Beck to the Colonel.
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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1017 on: March 01, 2018, 05:11:18 PM »
COLONEL WEDS MARTHA CARNE


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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1018 on: March 02, 2018, 08:38:35 PM »
"Carne Manor , I thought you said manure Colonel" said Ron as he dumps sackloads of horse dung on Lady Carnes doorstep.
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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1019 on: March 03, 2018, 10:29:24 PM »
DOORSTEP SALES OF MR PLUM'S BREAD GO THROUGH THE ROOF


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