Jokes

[Pen.]

I love the image of the gnu! 

[Lord Charles]

"Mummy! Please can I have a kitten for Christmas?"

"No, son. You'll have turkey like everyone else!"

[Tony]

    

Mind I suppose it depends on which international restaurant he eats at    

[Loopy]

"Mummy! Please can I have a kitten for Christmas?"

"No, son. You'll have turkey like everyone else!"

Mind I suppose it depends on which international restaurant he eats at    

 

[pete.r.]

I think my neighbour is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

Had to change my Google Account password again. That's the third name our cat's had.

70% of our planet is covered in water. The other 30% is covered in idiots.

My doctor told me jogging could add years to my life. He was right, I feel ten years older already.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I used to be in a band, we were called "Lost Dog", you probably saw our posters.

My I.Q. tests just came in and I'm really relieved, thank God they're negative.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down.

[Tony]

Brilliant     

[Loopy]

but I love the IQ one   

[Tony]

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin with the diameter of a pumpkin? 

Pumpkin Pi(e) 

[Pen.]

  

[pete.r.]

   Tony.

This Halloween I'm going to visit a real graveyard.
I'm going to log back into Google Plus.

[Tony]

 

[pete2013]

    Tony & pete.r   

[Loopy]

I've missed these  guys   

[Tony]

Now that the snow has all gone I think we should spend a moment to think of all the children that will be eating toast every morning, sandwiches every lunch time, toasties and bread and butter pudding for dinner, for the next month because their parents bought 10 loaves of bread in the supermarket this weekend as they thought it was the start of an apocalypse. 

[Loopy]

... or else they've a freezer full of bread