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Offline Tony

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #225 on: November 25, 2015, 05:36:14 PM »
 ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #226 on: November 25, 2015, 05:44:48 PM »
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« Reply #227 on: November 25, 2015, 10:50:12 PM »
;D ;D   Love them all MZ  ;D
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« Reply #228 on: November 25, 2015, 11:38:21 PM »
 ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #229 on: November 26, 2015, 08:48:46 PM »
Oh they are all just brilliant!  ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #230 on: November 30, 2015, 10:49:05 PM »
 ;D ;D
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Offline Tony

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #231 on: December 01, 2015, 02:27:43 PM »
I just got back from Thailand and almost got fooled by a ladyboy

He looked like a woman

he kissed like a woman

he sounded like a woman

But when he gave me a lift back to his place and reversed the car into the garage "first" time I thought Hey what's going on here? 

   
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #232 on: December 01, 2015, 07:56:46 PM »
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« Reply #233 on: December 01, 2015, 10:48:15 PM »
Ha! Ha!  (she says sarcastically)   >409<


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #234 on: December 02, 2015, 12:36:41 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #235 on: December 02, 2015, 05:52:31 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #236 on: December 02, 2015, 09:27:23 AM »
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I thought I'd get some stick  :D

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Offline pete.r.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #237 on: December 03, 2015, 06:39:52 PM »
I was in an English exam and they asked "Write the past tense of think." I thought and I thought and I thought and then I thought "I know this one, it's thunk."

I got done for shoplifting in Asda today. I paid for six cans of Sprite at the self checkout but when security checked my bag I'd picked
Seven Up.

Is it just me or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing?

I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Xmas although what he wants with an ex box I'll never know.

Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight, it's an absolute mystery why.
The plot thickens..........

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #238 on: December 03, 2015, 09:07:15 PM »
 ;D
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« Reply #239 on: December 03, 2015, 09:27:05 PM »
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