I was going to take up Grafitti as a hobby, but it seems to be dying out... I guess the writing's on the wall really.
I bought one of those 'Where's Wally' books to pass the time. Inside page one it said 'Find Me on Facebook', that's when I knew I'd wasted my money.
My missus often complains that I don't listen to her. The other evening I was on Twitter when she asked 'Something to Tweet?' I said 'Yeah, I'll have a bacon sandwich thanks'.
I think the local football club's on the verge of bankruptcy... Last week even their transfer windows were boarded up.