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Offline pete.r.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #75 on: May 30, 2015, 10:37:10 AM »
Quote from: Jane on May 30, 2015, 06:54:26 AM
I still don't get that one after reading it 3 times  :-[ ...help!  :D

All the rest  >16<  >14<

It was supposed to be about "Moon Pig" Jane but I think the joke should have been shot into outer space. :)
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #76 on: May 30, 2015, 12:29:58 PM »
San Andreas.... >16<
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #77 on: May 30, 2015, 06:05:14 PM »
Quote from: pete.r. on May 30, 2015, 10:37:10 AM
It was supposed to be about "Moon Pig" Jane but I think the joke should have been shot into outer space. :)

Oh, never heard of Moon Pig no wonder I didn't get it  :-[ >104<
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #78 on: May 30, 2015, 06:05:58 PM »
Quote from: FollyFootfan1689 on May 30, 2015, 12:29:58 PM
San Andreas.... >16<

And I didn't get that one either, double  :-[ :-[   ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #79 on: May 31, 2015, 12:31:32 AM »
Quote from: Jane on May 30, 2015, 06:05:14 PM
Oh, never heard of Moon Pig...

 :o :o :o.  >117<


I quite liked the San Andreas one...   8)
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #80 on: May 31, 2015, 07:00:36 AM »
Quote from: Pen. on May 31, 2015, 12:31:32 AM
:o :o :o.  >117<


I quite liked the San Andreas one...   8)

I know Pen, I live in Janey land. Quite oblivious to the real world  :D  >104< I've just goggled it and see the company started in 2000. Only been around 15 years and I've never heard of it  ;D ;D ;D

I've just googled San Andreas film plot. I get the joke now  :-[ Better late than never  >49<


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #81 on: May 31, 2015, 10:01:08 AM »
Quote from: Jane on May 31, 2015, 07:00:36 AM
I know Pen, I live in Janey land. Quite oblivious to the real world  :D  >104<


On white horses let me ride away,
To my world of dreams so far away,
Let me run, to the sun.
To a world my heart can understand,
It's a gentle, warm and wonderland...
Far away, stars away.
Where the clouds are made of candy floss,
As the day is born,
When the stars are gone, we'll race to meet the dawn.
>95<

Not a joke, but sometimes we all need a little time in our own private world. >41<
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #82 on: May 31, 2015, 06:33:35 PM »
 >41< :)
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Offline MidnightZodiac

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #83 on: June 10, 2015, 08:18:57 PM »
My tailor made my suit trousers several inches too long and was forced to cut them shorter. When I asked him what he did with all the offcuts he told me they were sent to the library to polish the shelves... I thought that's a turn up for the books.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #84 on: June 10, 2015, 08:21:29 PM »
My ex-wife was a member of the local 'Health and Beauty' club... She was one of the healthy ones.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #85 on: June 10, 2015, 08:47:55 PM »
 ;D

Love the turn up one  >104<
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #86 on: June 10, 2015, 11:31:08 PM »
Very funny MZ  ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #87 on: June 10, 2015, 11:52:21 PM »
The Turnup one is brilliant!  ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #88 on: June 11, 2015, 08:41:21 AM »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #89 on: June 11, 2015, 09:04:37 AM »
 ;D
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