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Offline machonepointone

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #375 on: January 23, 2020, 03:45:35 PM »
A blind man walked into a department store and started swinging his guide dog around his head. An assistant rushed up and said, "Can I help you sir?" The blind man replied, "No thanks. I'm just looking around."

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #376 on: January 24, 2020, 11:18:29 PM »
 >16< >14<


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #377 on: January 26, 2020, 06:03:44 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #378 on: April 28, 2020, 06:23:48 PM »
Does anyone have an Owner's Manual for a husband................ as mine's making a terrible whining sound?  (especially during lockdown!   >118<)   ;D 


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #380 on: April 29, 2020, 11:44:08 PM »
Here you are, Loopy!

Wow!  Just what I need!  Thanks LC.   >19<



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #381 on: May 16, 2020, 08:32:18 PM »
I was walking through Tesco car park today and saw a £20 note on the floor. I thought I must do the right thing here and asked myself what would Jesus do, so I turned it into wine.  :D  >9<
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