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Offline Loopy

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #360 on: November 17, 2018, 10:46:58 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #361 on: May 30, 2019, 11:47:27 PM »
I’ve bought my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.  >45<

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #362 on: June 01, 2019, 10:30:38 AM »
Good one, David!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #363 on: June 02, 2019, 10:19:09 AM »
 ;D    Cool joke!    >41<

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #364 on: June 02, 2019, 08:16:36 PM »
>104< Yep, that's a good one!


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #365 on: June 17, 2019, 11:58:57 PM »
How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate his dinner before it was cool.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #366 on: June 19, 2019, 08:31:11 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #367 on: June 30, 2019, 12:21:28 AM »
Oh, Pen!  >16<   >104<


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #368 on: January 02, 2020, 08:14:14 PM »
Just when you thought your liver was safe the Six nations rugby 2020 starts in February  >20<  >105<
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #369 on: January 02, 2020, 08:15:25 PM »
 ;D   >20< >9<


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #370 on: January 04, 2020, 03:16:04 AM »
Wife says to husband "What are you going to do today?"

Husband replies "Nothing."

Wife says "You did that yesterday."

Husband replies "I had not finished."

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #371 on: January 04, 2020, 11:59:09 AM »
 >14< and  >16<

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #372 on: January 04, 2020, 10:15:32 PM »


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #373 on: January 20, 2020, 03:26:38 PM »
Why did the Pony have to gargle?

Because it was a little Horse.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #374 on: January 20, 2020, 11:06:16 PM »
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