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Offline Jean Dawson

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #345 on: May 06, 2018, 06:30:36 PM »
I know a farmer that's got a magic tractor. It was going down the road one day, then turned into a field.  >372
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Offline Tony

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #346 on: May 06, 2018, 07:35:55 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #347 on: May 07, 2018, 08:23:23 AM »
 >117<    ;D

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #348 on: May 07, 2018, 07:23:02 PM »
 >14<


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Offline Jean Dawson

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #349 on: May 11, 2018, 10:33:14 PM »
A man came home from the pub one night and he'd locked himself out. So he opened the letterbox and could see the cat sat on the stairs looking at him. "Let me in ", he said to the cat. The cat replied meow?. >55< ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #350 on: May 12, 2018, 08:25:09 AM »
 ;D
You don't stop riding when you get old - you get old when you stop riding.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #351 on: May 12, 2018, 09:11:29 AM »
 >117<    ;D

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #352 on: May 12, 2018, 05:39:54 PM »
 ;D ;D


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #353 on: July 17, 2018, 11:38:05 AM »
At the checkout at Morrison’s this morning the woman asked if I wanted ‘cashback’. I said “no thanks I’m fine”, so she kept my bloody change! 

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #354 on: July 17, 2018, 10:53:24 PM »
 >14<


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