Author Topic: Jokes (Read 68596 times)

Pen. · « **Reply #330 on:** March 09, 2018, 11:12:12 PM »

Did you hear about the snail who wanted to go faster so he took off his shell?

Unfortunately it just made him sluggish.

pete2013 · « **Reply #331 on:** March 10, 2018, 10:03:01 AM »

Quote from: Loopy on March 09, 2018, 06:53:47 PM

... or else they've a freezer full of bread

Not me - fortunately, I used my “loaf”!

pete2013 · « **Reply #332 on:** March 10, 2018, 10:08:35 AM »

Quote from: Pen. on March 09, 2018, 11:12:12 PM

Did you hear about the snail who wanted to go faster so he took off his shell?

Unfortunately it just made him sluggish.

This is the sort of joke that makes me sqworm.

pete.r. · « **Reply #333 on:** March 10, 2018, 11:56:35 AM »

Everyone.

I spent so long sitting out in the snow taking photos, and all I got was polaroids.

Pen. · « **Reply #334 on:** March 10, 2018, 04:47:33 PM »

pete2013 · « **Reply #335 on:** March 12, 2018, 01:04:38 AM »

Quote from: pete.r. on March 10, 2018, 11:56:35 AM

I spent so long sitting out in the snow taking photos, and all I got was polaroids.

After all that time you must have a lot of photos - in fact you probably have piles!

Loopy · « **Reply #336 on:** March 12, 2018, 02:31:32 AM »

Quote from: Pen. on March 09, 2018, 11:12:12 PM

Did you hear about the snail who wanted to go faster so he took off his shell?

Unfortunately it just made him sluggish.

Loopy · « **Reply #337 on:** March 12, 2018, 02:33:35 AM »

Quote from: pete2013 on March 10, 2018, 10:03:01 AM

Not me - fortunately, I used my “loaf”!

Quote from: pete2013 on March 10, 2018, 10:08:35 AM

This is the sort of joke that makes me sqworm.

Loopy · « **Reply #338 on:** March 12, 2018, 02:35:36 AM »

Quote from: pete.r. on March 10, 2018, 11:56:35 AM

I spent so long sitting out in the snow taking photos, and all I got was polaroids.

Quote from: pete2013 on March 12, 2018, 01:04:38 AM

After all that time you must have a lot of photos - in fact you probably have piles!

... and a couple of from me too!

Tony · « **Reply #339 on:** March 12, 2018, 10:21:55 AM »

Jean Dawson · « **Reply #340 on:** March 25, 2018, 11:35:22 AM »

Two snowmen in a garden, one says to the other "Can you smell carrots ?".

Loopy · « **Reply #341 on:** March 25, 2018, 12:52:11 PM »

but very funny, and very topical...

DavidA · « **Reply #342 on:** March 25, 2018, 08:46:29 PM »

I was watching Rachel Riley on Countdown recently and got aroused.........which I don’t think is too bad for seven letters.

Tony · « **Reply #343 on:** March 25, 2018, 11:09:19 PM »

Quote from: DavidA on March 25, 2018, 08:46:29 PM

I was watching Rachel Riley on Countdown recently and got aroused.........which I don’t think is too bad for seven letters.

Loopy · « **Reply #344 on:** March 29, 2018, 12:47:27 AM »

Quote from: DavidA on March 25, 2018, 08:46:29 PM

I was watching Rachel Riley on Countdown recently and got aroused.........which I don’t think is too bad for seven letters.

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