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Re: Jokes
« Reply #315 on: June 04, 2016, 12:29:23 PM »
I love the image of the gnu!  ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #316 on: December 03, 2016, 09:34:28 AM »
"Mummy! Please can I have a kitten for Christmas?"

"No, son. You'll have turkey like everyone else!"
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #317 on: December 03, 2016, 06:56:26 PM »
 ;D   ;D

Mind I suppose it depends on which international restaurant he eats at   ::)  >31<
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #318 on: December 05, 2016, 04:31:37 PM »
"Mummy! Please can I have a kitten for Christmas?"

"No, son. You'll have turkey like everyone else!"

Mind I suppose it depends on which international restaurant he eats at   ::)  >31<


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #319 on: February 02, 2017, 09:42:46 PM »
I think my neighbour is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

Had to change my Google Account password again. That's the third name our cat's had.

70% of our planet is covered in water. The other 30% is covered in idiots.

My doctor told me jogging could add years to my life. He was right, I feel ten years older already.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I used to be in a band, we were called "Lost Dog", you probably saw our posters.

My I.Q. tests just came in and I'm really relieved, thank God they're negative.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #320 on: February 02, 2017, 11:00:19 PM »
Brilliant    ;D  ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #321 on: February 03, 2017, 12:06:11 AM »
>16< but I love the IQ one   >104<


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #322 on: October 27, 2017, 10:48:16 PM »
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin with the diameter of a pumpkin? 

Pumpkin Pi(e)  >322<
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #323 on: October 28, 2017, 10:01:23 AM »
 >16<  >16<
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #324 on: October 28, 2017, 05:41:19 PM »
 >41<  Tony.

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I'm going to log back into Google Plus.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #325 on: October 29, 2017, 10:05:34 AM »
 ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #326 on: October 29, 2017, 10:52:10 AM »
 ;D   Tony & pete.r    >41<

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #327 on: November 01, 2017, 12:30:21 AM »
I've missed these  >16< guys   >14<


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