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Re: Jokes
« Reply #300 on: April 16, 2016, 06:18:53 PM »
Alll these jokes are so funny, well done everyone!  ;D ;D ;D ;D Especially like aspidistra and as for Tech Support...funny but oh so true! ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #301 on: May 01, 2016, 10:33:04 PM »
 >104<
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #302 on: May 05, 2016, 12:45:11 AM »
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence, and as he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #303 on: May 05, 2016, 12:52:48 PM »
>14< Love it Sabrina


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #304 on: May 05, 2016, 02:50:23 PM »
 ;D  ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #305 on: May 05, 2016, 07:33:35 PM »
 ;D ;D
Nice one Sabrina.

Here's a couple more.


She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

Atheism is the world's biggest non-prophet organization.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #306 on: May 05, 2016, 09:43:16 PM »
;D ;D Good ones Pen 


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #307 on: May 05, 2016, 10:18:17 PM »
 ;D  ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #308 on: May 06, 2016, 12:42:31 AM »
 >14< Pen!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #309 on: May 06, 2016, 11:29:20 PM »
 ;D ;D Sabrina!  >41<
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #310 on: May 16, 2016, 06:34:24 PM »
 >104<
Will you come back.?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #311 on: June 03, 2016, 04:45:10 PM »
We had a riot in the village the other week, I got jostled and spilled my bottle of Domestos over the village copper. Got a summons yesterday, they're doing me for bleach of the police.

It's not easy being a dyslexic member of the criminal underworld... I turned up for a bank raid last week armed with a gnu.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #312 on: June 03, 2016, 09:10:03 PM »
>14< and a big  >16< too   ;D


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #313 on: June 03, 2016, 09:48:58 PM »
 ;D >41<
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #314 on: June 04, 2016, 07:42:35 AM »
 ;D
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