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Re: Jokes
« Reply #285 on: March 29, 2016, 09:32:26 PM »
Oh these are just brilliant!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #286 on: March 30, 2016, 12:38:49 PM »
Very funny Pete  ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #287 on: March 31, 2016, 11:31:13 PM »
 ;D ;D >41<
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #288 on: April 10, 2016, 10:57:19 AM »

I've just been fired from my job on the dodgems, so I'm taking my ex boss to court for funfair dismissal...
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« Reply #289 on: April 10, 2016, 11:39:27 AM »
>14< MZ
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #290 on: April 11, 2016, 12:43:12 AM »
 >16<
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #291 on: April 11, 2016, 03:53:17 PM »
A place has just opened down the road called "Barry's Professional Plant Hire", but I don't think they're very good. I went in and asked them if I could rent an aspidistra for a week, and they didn't seem to know what I was talking about.
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« Reply #292 on: April 11, 2016, 06:52:25 PM »
 >49< >49<
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« Reply #293 on: April 11, 2016, 08:27:43 PM »
A big >16< LC for that one  >14<
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #294 on: April 15, 2016, 04:02:54 PM »
I often have trouble spelling my own address. Surrey seems to be the hardest word.

A lot of  conflict in the Wild West could've been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

6ft plank thrown through shop window in Stoke. Police say Peter Crouch is recovering well.

If you were born in Gotham City and your first mame is 'The' there's a good chance you'll turn out to be a villain.

I've just upgraded to Sky HD. I'm impressed.
The phrase 'No Satellite signal is being received' has never been so colourful and clear.

Failed my Politics exam. The question was "Describe the role India plays in the modern world."
Apparently Tech Support was not the answer.

I can't see an end, I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore.
I really must get a new keyboard.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #295 on: April 15, 2016, 06:46:01 PM »
 ;D Really good Pete  >41<
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #296 on: April 15, 2016, 11:56:23 PM »
Love the Peter Couch one   >104< >104<
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« Reply #297 on: April 16, 2016, 01:25:17 AM »
I like the Wild West one!  >49<
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« Reply #298 on: April 16, 2016, 05:39:11 AM »
 >104< >104< >104< >41<
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #299 on: April 16, 2016, 04:04:51 PM »
Quote from: pete.r. on April 15, 2016, 04:02:54 PM
6ft plank thrown through shop window in Stoke. Police say Peter Crouch is recovering well.

(Cr)OUCH!    >97<
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