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Offline Lord Charles

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« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2015, 08:04:39 AM »
 ;D >41<
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« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2015, 07:12:29 PM »
I was going to take up Grafitti as a hobby, but it seems to be dying out... I guess the writing's on the wall really.

I bought one of those 'Where's Wally' books to pass the time. Inside page one it said 'Find Me on Facebook', that's when I knew I'd wasted my money.

My missus often complains that I don't listen to her. The other evening I was on Twitter when she asked 'Something to Tweet?' I said 'Yeah, I'll have a bacon sandwich thanks'.

I think the local football club's on the verge of bankruptcy... Last week even their transfer windows were boarded up.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2015, 09:36:34 PM »
 >104< >104<


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« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2015, 11:22:15 PM »

I bought one of those 'Where's Wally' books to pass the time. Inside page one it said 'Find Me on Facebook', that's when I knew I'd wasted my money.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2015, 05:29:44 AM »
 ;D

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« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2015, 04:19:05 PM »
I got depressed after losing my job at the Apple-Mac warehouse so I went to see my doctor. He asked if I was taking any tablets, I said 'Yeah, that's why they sacked me.'
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2015, 05:36:02 PM »
 ;D MZ
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2015, 05:37:21 PM »
 >104<

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« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2015, 05:54:30 PM »
Hahahahahahaha!  ;D ;D ;D


Thanks Loopy for letting me borrow the caps!

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« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2015, 07:27:41 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D >41<
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« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2015, 07:56:13 PM »
 >104<


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« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2015, 12:41:59 AM »
 >39< MZ!  ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2015, 06:26:00 PM »
Blimey, that marathon was hard work. Mind you, it's been in the fridge for 26 years.

Computer- Enter new password.
Me- Beef Stew.
Computer- Not Stroganoff.

There were 9 of us in our family and we were so poor we had to wear each others clothes.
I wouldn't mind but I had 8 sisters.

I think it's only a matter of time before Smart phones are bigger than Smart cars.

I've spent 8 hours at work today sitting in front of a screen typing and reading pointless crap.
Can't wait to get home and spend the evening on facebook.
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« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2015, 07:57:17 PM »
Love the password joke!  ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2015, 05:27:35 AM »
Love the password joke!  ;D ;D

Took me a while to get that one  :D

Love the Facebook one too  ;D