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Caption Competition
« on: April 13, 2012, 04:40:52 PM »


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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2012, 06:04:56 PM »
Donkey: " I'm bored!"

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2012, 09:14:06 PM »
Ron: "But that 50p piece must be in there somewhere - I saw him swallow it!"

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2012, 09:47:15 PM »
Ron 'When you've finished with the donkey  how about a manicure?
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2012, 11:31:36 PM »
"Just a hoof picking minute Colonel."


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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2012, 11:34:23 PM »
Ron:  "I've 'eard of shake a paw.... but shake a hoof?"


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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2012, 05:30:22 AM »
Ron:  "It's called a hoof, colonel."

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2012, 06:50:54 AM »
Donkey: "Who are these two asses?"

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2012, 07:26:41 AM »
Horse by the muck heap "It's not fair, that donkey gets all the attention while I hang around by a big pile of poo!"

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2012, 09:10:22 AM »
The Colonel: ''Now pay attention Ron. I am having to use my penknife to remove the grease your motorcycle has left in the yard, for Dora's donkey to step into''

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2012, 04:24:26 PM »
Colonel:  "Now hang on tightly to him Ron or he'll topple over on three legs."


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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2012, 04:24:59 PM »
Donkey: "Who are these two asses?"

Like that one Dave   ;D


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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2012, 06:13:54 AM »
"You'll have to help me up Ron, my legs have seized!"

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2012, 08:01:42 AM »
The donkey: So has mine!   >38<

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2012, 09:17:34 AM »
HORSE BEHIND RON....Phaw,that was a ripper.
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