New Year Caption Comp 2011

[Loopy]

[Jane]

The Colonel " Slugger, I've got terrible wind"

Slugger "I know, you don't need to tell me!"

[Anne]

Brilliant pic choice! 

The Colonel: "I just can't stand lord Beck,'s moustache! It is an insult to all cultivated society! "
Slugger: "And what were you sporting around at your twenties...?"

[dave]

The Colonel: "That stew you made has given me terrible stomach ache"

[Loopy]

Colonel:  "Blast it, my monocle's just fell into my top pocket.... can't see a ruddy thing!"

[Loopy]

Colonel: "I wish... I wish... I wish a young blonde would come my way."

[Loopy]

Slugger:  "'Ere Colonel, I don't fink you should have used glue wiv those new contact lens thingys."

[Jane]

"Pass me your handkerchief Slugger, that woman's awful perfume is making me sneeze!"

[squeakytre]

Great picture find Loopy- many thanks! 


Colonel- 'Here, Slugger, if I squint my eyes.....I can make a double chin-just like yours!' 

[squeakytre]

Slugger- 'Ere Colonel, I dont 'fink much of your Stan Laurel impersonation.'

[squeakytre]

Slugger- 'Ere Colonel, that man standing behind me is playing pocket billiards!'

[dave]

The Colonel: "I have an itch, Slugger, can you scratch my back"

Slugger: Thinking to himself, 'I've been doin' that all my flippin' life Colonel'

[squeakytre]

Colonel- '' Any sign of that wasp flying back out my ear yet?''

[dave]

Colonel: "Do you know what Slugger, I forgot to bring my hip flask."

Slugger: Thinking to himself, 'Typical, just when I needed a slug."

[Jane]

"Colonel, I don't wanna worry you, but there's a caterpillar crawling in your ear 'ole."