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New Year Caption Comp 2011
« on: December 29, 2011, 02:02:11 PM »
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Re: New Year Caption Comp 2011
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2011, 02:38:39 PM »
The Colonel " Slugger, I've got terrible wind"

Slugger "I know, you don't need to tell me!"

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Re: New Year Caption Comp 2011
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2011, 05:04:27 PM »
Brilliant pic choice!  ;D

The Colonel: "I just can't stand lord Beck,'s moustache! It is an insult to all cultivated society! "
Slugger: "And what were you sporting around at your twenties...?"

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Re: New Year Caption Comp 2011
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2011, 06:39:12 PM »
The Colonel: "That stew you made has given me terrible stomach ache"

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Re: New Year Caption Comp 2011
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2011, 07:14:14 PM »
Colonel:  "Blast it, my monocle's just fell into my top pocket.... can't see a ruddy thing!"


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Re: New Year Caption Comp 2011
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2011, 07:17:09 PM »
Colonel: "I wish... I wish... I wish a young blonde would come my way."


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Re: New Year Caption Comp 2011
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2011, 07:19:04 PM »
Slugger:  "'Ere Colonel, I don't fink you should have used glue wiv those new contact lens thingys."


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Re: New Year Caption Comp 2011
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2011, 08:16:41 PM »
"Pass me your handkerchief Slugger, that woman's awful perfume is making me sneeze!"

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Re: New Year Caption Comp 2011
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2011, 08:36:02 PM »
Great picture find Loopy- many thanks!  >22<


Colonel- 'Here, Slugger, if I squint my eyes.....I can make a double chin-just like yours!' 

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Re: New Year Caption Comp 2011
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2011, 08:42:49 PM »
Slugger- 'Ere Colonel, I dont 'fink much of your Stan Laurel impersonation.'

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Re: New Year Caption Comp 2011
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2011, 08:48:08 PM »
Slugger- 'Ere Colonel, that man standing behind me is playing pocket billiards!'

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Re: New Year Caption Comp 2011
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2011, 10:07:30 AM »
The Colonel: "I have an itch, Slugger, can you scratch my back"

Slugger: Thinking to himself, 'I've been doin' that all my flippin' life Colonel'

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Re: New Year Caption Comp 2011
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2011, 05:02:37 PM »
Colonel- '' Any sign of that wasp flying back out my ear yet?''

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Re: New Year Caption Comp 2011
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2011, 07:40:56 PM »
Colonel: "Do you know what Slugger, I forgot to bring my hip flask."

Slugger: Thinking to himself, 'Typical, just when I needed a slug."

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Re: New Year Caption Comp 2011
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2011, 08:07:27 PM »
"Colonel, I don't wanna worry you, but there's a caterpillar crawling in your ear 'ole."