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Dave's New Caption Comp for Christmas 2011
« on: December 23, 2011, 06:28:39 PM »
Hope you don't mind me putting one up also Pete? It's a repeat of one I did three years ago, but new members will not have seen it, and it is Christmassy. New captions...

Dora: "Oh Steve, did you remember the mistletoe?"

Steve: "Why Dora?"


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Re: Dave's New Caption Comp for Christmas 2011
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2011, 06:36:56 PM »
 ;D  ;D ;D
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Re: Dave's New Caption Comp for Christmas 2011
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2011, 06:52:23 PM »
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Re: Dave's New Caption Comp for Christmas 2011
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2011, 12:31:23 AM »
Steve:  Who'd have thought a dead tree could ever come between us?


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Re: Dave's New Caption Comp for Christmas 2011
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2011, 06:39:40 AM »
 ;D ;D

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Re: Dave's New Caption Comp for Christmas 2011
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2011, 08:09:10 AM »
Steve: "I'm very sorry, Dora, but I've got some very bad news - Slugger's cooked the Christmas turkey!"

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Re: Dave's New Caption Comp for Christmas 2011
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2011, 09:09:07 AM »
Dora: “Can we do something really, really, special this Christmas Day, Steve?”

Steve: “Sure girl, I was thinking of going round to Wendy’s place anyway.”

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Re: Dave's New Caption Comp for Christmas 2011
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2011, 06:40:45 PM »
Steve  "No Dora!  Don't throw that bucket of water on it...."  FLASH... BANG...  "Oh mate!  too late! 


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Re: Dave's New Caption Comp for Christmas 2011
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2011, 06:51:14 PM »
Dora "Nice balls Steve."

Steve "That's exactly what Wendy said."


(Hope I'm not on the naughty step for this one?   :-[)


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Re: Dave's New Caption Comp for Christmas 2011
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2011, 06:52:38 PM »
I can't see any balls...  ???  >48<

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Re: Dave's New Caption Comp for Christmas 2011
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2011, 07:00:12 PM »
 :o  It's a Christmas tree - there must be some?   >48<


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Re: Dave's New Caption Comp for Christmas 2011
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2011, 07:01:39 PM »
I must have problems in focusing my eyes on the right spot...  ::)

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Re: Dave's New Caption Comp for Christmas 2011
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2011, 07:03:51 PM »
Just pretend Anne.  ;)  >113<


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Re: Dave's New Caption Comp for Christmas 2011
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2011, 07:10:27 PM »
 :o   >114<    >114<   >114<

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Re: Dave's New Caption Comp for Christmas 2011
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2011, 08:01:54 PM »
Dora "Nice balls Steve."

Steve "That's exactly what Wendy said."


(Hope I'm not on the naughty step for this one?   :-[)

 :o  I'll let you off that one as it's Christmas  ;D