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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1035 on: April 05, 2018, 08:37:11 PM »
Collapse at breakfast time due to food poisoning
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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1036 on: April 05, 2018, 11:16:32 PM »
POISONING POSSIBLE AT FOLLYFOOT FARM DUE TO SLUGGER'S COOKING


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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1037 on: April 06, 2018, 06:31:26 PM »
Cooking the books Slugger slings them in  the stewpot
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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1038 on: April 07, 2018, 08:39:08 PM »
STEWPOT FOUND TO CONTAIN TRACES OF HORSE MEAT!


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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1039 on: April 12, 2018, 07:54:39 PM »
Meat pie Slugger made for vegetarians is not a hit
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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1040 on: April 12, 2018, 11:27:25 PM »
HIT PARADE IS A JOKE DECLARES SLUGGER AFTER RON'S 'LITTLE TIDDLER' DITTY REACHES NO. 1


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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1041 on: April 14, 2018, 04:25:52 PM »
No.1  at the Grand National was never Periwinkle says Slugger
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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1042 on: April 14, 2018, 09:34:20 PM »
SLUGGER TO STAR IN GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF
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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1043 on: April 14, 2018, 10:50:04 PM »
OFF TO PRISON GOES JOHNNY CLEGG


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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1044 on: April 15, 2018, 01:13:24 PM »
Clegg taken over by George Wimpey Builders, "Hope they cook burgers better than me" says Slugger.
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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1045 on: April 15, 2018, 07:06:59 PM »
SLUGGER TO LAUNCH HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY AT TOCKWITH BOOK FAIR
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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1046 on: April 15, 2018, 07:32:20 PM »
FAIR RIDES IN TOCKWITH UNSAFE SAY COUNCIL


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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1047 on: April 16, 2018, 08:05:59 PM »
COUNCIL DEMOLISH ED FOLEY'S HOUSE
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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1048 on: April 16, 2018, 09:53:33 PM »
HOUSE MASTER POST AT LEEDS UNIVERSITY GIVEN TO LORD BECK


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Re: Newspaper Follyfoot Headlines
« Reply #1049 on: April 17, 2018, 06:36:44 PM »
"Beck doesn't seem to have any trout in"  Slugger grumbles.
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